#and that doc is just Some Guy

[docsbestkissedoperative]

Turnabout Madness

Rookie attorney Deimos and owner of Status Quo Defense and Co. "Doc" are on the case! Unfortunately they have to deal with the most annoying top prosecutor of Nexus Corp. Phobos (who is also Deimos' brother. Sad!)

(Did Hank actually commit the crime? Who knows.....)

(Text under the cut!)

Deimos: ...

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(Crap! I don't have any objections to make!)

Phobos: HA! What's wrong, dear brother? Did you run out of bullshit to spout?

Now, shall I put you out of your own misery? Or will you do it yourself?

Doc: Is he...usually this insufferable?

Deimos: All. The. Goddamn. TIME.

Hank: ...Why does he get to bring a sword?

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

they're bi4bi to me

[razzafrazzle]

strange old men!! theyre married for tax purposes (and gay purposes but thats less important)

[image description: a drawing of human designs for coach z and bubs from homestar runner. coach z is depicted as a lanky pale-skinned older man with a tooth gap, a five-o'clock shadow, and balding curly light brown hair with a grey streak through it. bubs is depicted as a bulky, dark-skinned older man with short greying afro hair and a short beard. end id]

[jestroer]

Was looking thru my stuff and realised i never posted this little(big) guy!

[ziyechs]

joe'marr bengals reunion — a (somewhat) comprehensive timeline

1 — “have you spoken to the cincinnati bengals and what would it mean to reunite with joe burrow there?” — “i have talked to the bengals. i don’t know how many times i’ve talked to them though. but, me and joe, you know, i wouldn’t mind going back with joe. if we go back together we’re trying to do nothing but get back our chemistry and have some more fun.”

2 — “i'm really excited for this draft. i don't really know what's coming but, you know, if me and joe could get back to it... i’d love to have some fun with him again.”

3 — “i assume you'd be okay with a potential reunion in cincinnati if that were to happen?" — "yeah, i wouldn’t mind.”

4 — “me and joe talked about [a reunion] maybe like three, four times actually. we talked about it a good bit of times. he texted me this morning, just letting me know: ‘get your bags packed’, so i guess that meant that was gonna be the pick. i don’t know if that was a hint or what. so, he sent me that little text this morning, i was like ‘okay… i'm ready, bro’.”

5 — “what was your reaction like when he was lowkey recruiting you?” — “i actually was believing him sometimes, sometimes i was like ‘stop playing with me’ and sometimes i was just like ‘okay bro, i gotcha, i'm ready now’ so. i believed him this morning when he told me, you know, pack my bags. so that's when i finally was like: ‘yeah he might really be calling this’ so that's when i took his word.”

6 – “jimmy burrow, did joe tell you—he’s always been kind of coy about what he said to the bengals—did joe tell you that he wanted the bengals to select ja’marr?” — “yes, i think we figured that… and eventually… yes, he pretty much told us that he wanted ja’marr.”

7 — “it was like a week before the draft, ja'marr said: ‘dad, joe texted me.’ […] he didn't say what he said, you know. but he said: ‘joe just texted me’, [...] so he had talked to joe like... or texted with joe once or twice that week. and then he told me, he said: ‘dad, if i get with joe, we're gonna kill’ [...] so he was all excited about getting with joe.”

8 — “what was the first thing joe texted you when you got drafted by the bengals?” — “make sure your bag's packed and ready. yeah, that was what he told me.”

9 — “the cincinnati bengals are on the clock now. earlier that morning, i had got a text from joe. he said: hope your bags are packed. i know it's me, at the moment, that's what i'm saying to myself. i can't wait to be a part of it.”

10 — articles: 1, 2, 3, 4

[cirr0stratus]

“I should’ve got to him”

[the-hot-zone]

recommendations for @mail-me-a-snail & honestly everyone who follows me bc y'all know i give out recommendations like candy. i think especially you may like I think love is something that happens to other people and HOW TO BE A DOG (the latter is similar to Your Faithful Servant).

[tyrianluda]

is it like a hot take to think that doc louis is attractive? because if it is, it shouldnt. hes awesome and hot send post.

[14106]

I started playing DE like 2 weeks ago and after 30 mnts in a friend asked me to pls draw the guys and I said "yknow what okay I will and then I'll look back at it after I finish the game" and guess what I did it I finished the game 2 days ago and um

[g1ngerbeer]

enjoy

[kit-screams-into-the-future]

drawing your favorite guys being silly is very effective at keeping The Horrors at bay

bonus doc from a different canvas:

[justtkatt]

May I present

[thegreatyin]

two of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[strangestcase]

Maybe the tendency in recent-ish adaptations to make Jekyll and Hyde look (almost) the same comes from the general media trend of curbing unconventional designs/appearances, snubbing practical effects, and wanting everybody to be “normal”; as in, beautiful. Which is very fucking funny because I’ve watched a good deal of JH movies in which Hyde is actually very pleasant to look at or even conventionally attractive, but still distinct from Jekyll and visibly Strange. Like you don’t even have to make him ugly or monstrous just make him anything other than Jekyll with different hair and eyes!!!!!

[st4rstudent]

More of this thing

[magic-glasses]

I need yfnsm! Norman and Otto diabolically bad they r so fine 😭😭